How to Enchant Your Lover, c. 1470

illustration of man and woman embracing vigorously in a margin BL Stowe 17 f. 143

When a woman wants to be well loved by her husband or her lover, she must give him catnip to eat: he will be so much in love with her that he will not rest unless she is close to him.

The Distaff Gospels (trans. Madeleine Jeay & Kathleen Garay)

Even if this man-enchanting trick doesn’t work out for some reason, you’ll still be accompanied by a devoted band of cats.