How to Get the Girl, c. 1470

marginal illustration of guy kissing human-sized, googly-eyed cat creature Your new online dating profile photo
Walters Art Museum, MS W.88, f. 40r (14th c.)

Young men should not hate cats because they are the cause of great happiness and can assist in achieving success in matters of love with young and charming ladies.

The Distaff Gospels (trans. Madeleine Jeay & Kathleen Garay)

This message brought to you by the 15th-century cat guild.