How to Fatten Up, 1660

engraving of gentleman in wig and many layers Or just wear all your clothes at once.

A Potion to make the Body fat. Take of the flour of Vetches, Beans, Barley, Rice, each alike parts, flour of Lentils, white Poppy, each half as much; flour of bread corn, Turky-millet, each alike quantity, Sugar twice as much, boyl them in a sufficient quantity of Sheeps milk, of which let him take one cup every morning fasting, sleeping upon it half an hour.

Johann Jacob Wecker, Arts Masterpiece

It’s hard to find a multi-grain porridge that doubles as a plumping potion. This one will have you tipping the scales in no time!